Ex-gaijin, kangaroo-loving software simian from Merrie England. @Medium build(er).
I’d been trying to find a way to break up with her for a few weeks.
XOXO’s conference talks have always been a highlight for me, and yesterday was no exception. They were by turns profound and irreverent, uplifting and harrowing, offering joy…
Medium asked us to write three stories a day about XOXO, to capture the feel of the event. Today is day two, which means I’m three stories behind. Must do better.
Randomly accessed memories from a software simian.
I attended XOXO in 2013, and really enjoyed it. Besides the talks themselves, I was secretly delighted to be amongst many people I’d…
“Fetch my pistols, Tom.”
“This is a bad idea, Patrick.”
“My sister is dead, Tom, and she will be avenged.”
“Well, you know what they say. Before embarking on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.”
Mike “DJ” Pizzo
This is what was displayed on TV before the day’s schedule started when I was growing up: