My Conservative Girlfriend Has A Question

Do you ever just sit there, staring at your computer, while your girlfriend jabbers on about segregating the United States of America? Aren’t we over segregation? That’s so 1960’s, AM I RIGHT?

Now she caught me writing this piece and things have gotten awkward…

Anyway, here is her suggested experiment:

Separate the United States into three sections: the Midwest will be Independent; East Coast, Liberals; and West Coast, Conservatives.

Her question is, “Who would ‘prosper’?”

I would like to note that these are not my opinions, they are instead, those of a manic, unstable, beautiful, lovely girlfriend that has, other than for this bizarre question, unique and important viewpoints.

DISCUSSION QUESTION: Should I dump my girlfriend?