Mallory OrtbergI Called Upon Atlantis And Atlantis Opened Her Sleeping Gates: The Fourth Day Of The DNCThe future is hot and full of storms. We will get wet; we may get drenched. I have asked Atlantis to open her slumbering green-gold gates…3 min read·Jul 28, 2016--1--1
Mallory OrtbergThings I Believe Would Be True Of Me This Week If I Had Watched The Entire Series Run Of The West…I would not have wilted so thoroughly under the heat dome that I snuck away from a convention speech to the bathrooms to see if I had…3 min read·Jul 27, 2016--8--8
Mallory Ortberg“Faces wrinkle, décolletage droops, but pussy is eternal”: I Am Here To Yell At Ben Franklin’s…Tales of Ben Franklin’s horned-up puss-houndery have, rightly or wrongly, now eclipsed the sort of exploits one learns about him in…4 min read·Jul 26, 2016--6--6
Mallory OrtbergWhen Will The Gates Of Atlantis Open And Welcome Us Back Into The Sea: Day One Of The DNCThe City of Philadelphia does not want me here. There are brands of potato chips I do not recognize, and I am not a journalist, and I…3 min read·Jul 25, 2016--16--16