Mallory OrtbergI Called Upon Atlantis And Atlantis Opened Her Sleeping Gates: The Fourth Day Of The DNCThe future is hot and full of storms. We will get wet; we may get drenched. I have asked Atlantis to open her slumbering green-gold gates…Jul 28, 20161Jul 28, 20161
Mallory OrtbergThings I Believe Would Be True Of Me This Week If I Had Watched The Entire Series Run Of The West…I would not have wilted so thoroughly under the heat dome that I snuck away from a convention speech to the bathrooms to see if I had…Jul 27, 20168Jul 27, 20168
Mallory Ortberg“Faces wrinkle, décolletage droops, but pussy is eternal”: I Am Here To Yell At Ben Franklin’s…Tales of Ben Franklin’s horned-up puss-houndery have, rightly or wrongly, now eclipsed the sort of exploits one learns about him in…Jul 26, 20166Jul 26, 20166
Mallory OrtbergWhen Will The Gates Of Atlantis Open And Welcome Us Back Into The Sea: Day One Of The DNCThe City of Philadelphia does not want me here. There are brands of potato chips I do not recognize, and I am not a journalist, and I…Jul 25, 201616Jul 25, 201616