Things I Would Rather Talk About Than Donald Trump and His Presidential Campaign

- the Gilmore Girls reunion miniseries, produced by Netflix
- dachshunds
- golf
- the French Revolution
- the physics of sundials
- whatever new diet your mom is trying out
- 50 Shades of Grey
- the Kardashians
- my taxes
- the Colombian drug trade
- different types of steel pipes
- car models
- Dungeons & Dragons
- human suffering
- model planes
- your home renovations
- your children
- why cats eat grass and then barf it up
- hackey sack techniques
- the rental market
- speciesism
- modernism
- race politics in “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy
- your World of Warcraft character’s professions
- destiny or whatever
- how much harder life is for left-handed people
- sidewalk curbs
- hair metal
- the last episode of Antiques Roadshow you watched
- a critical reading of the Judeo-Christian Bible
- fucking anything, please, any god damn thing