The Epic Absurdity of Anniversary Gifts
Ester Bloom

We do the traditional gifts BECAUSE they’re so epically absurd. For four (fruit and flowers) I got Husband a Buster Posey Lego action figure (get it? Posey?) For iron, I got him a t shirt with the Arc Reactor on it (from Iron Man.) For paper, he got me a piñata that looked like a $100 bill and stuffed it with goodies. For wool, I got a sweater and a Wooly Willy toy. I think you can say we have fun with it. Next month is 8, which I think is pottery. Not sure where I’m going with that one yet…

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