Dear Reader,

I had been thinking about pouring my heart out but been busy getting wrangled and scrubbed. Lying for ages in the dark caves, I had no friends and the handful I had were frowned upon- it was not in vogue to hang out with a guy like me in those days you see. One day someone accidentally scratched me, surprisingly I had been hiding gold under the cover of dirt that had gathered over me with time. Suddenly my well wishers increased exponentially-hugging, quoting, and shamelessly tagging me on public portals. People who had hardly known me started swearing upon our uncalled-for eternal relationship. I am happy that it worked for my small bunch of friends who never gave upon me but you know those old types- they don’t care much about all this hype.

You might be thinking why I never spoke for so long, well I do not mind being in the limelight for a while, especially now that I hear that they have found a cousin of mine in those caves (believe me they had no clue what they were looking for). He is very ‘Intelligent’ but what I don’t like about him are his ‘artificial’ traits. But I think it’s not going to hurt me, what I am afraid of is how unintelligent ones are going to handle him.

Statistically Yours,

Data

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