I’ve always been a phenomenal liar — a genius really. I created stories out of nothing, which is probably how I ended up becoming a writer seeing as the lies were starting to get out of hand. Once — In high school, my room mate and I were bonding over…

You can always tell that some people were created when the universe was exhausted because some of the shit you will come across has no business being real. On Red Flags and Being Colorblind. Once upon a time, in a land not far away from romance — I embarked on a journey into the realm of…

There’s an overwhelming sense of duty that society has culturally conditioned us into being. An obligation and direction that is divorced from who we are, on a molecular level. Cases in point — the compulsatory nature of: 1. Heterosexuality 2. Binary Gender 3. Beauty politics 4. Religious cultism This identity…

They weren’t yours to begin with. — I got into the business of snatching people’s boyfriends at 18. This behavior resulted from allegations I faced at the hands of one of my high school mates. See — she was under the impression that I was having an affair with her boyfriend. We were simply friends (okay, maybe…

I feel delicate today. Fragile really. If you ask me how I’m doing with a slightly different tone, I might break down. The irony of it being the first day of a new month is not lost on me. I don’t mean to be a grouch. …

Chapter 27. — My uncle got buried last Sunday, the day I turned 27. Him and I now share a sacred day of some sort. Each year that my mother will be mourning her brother — I will be mourning her loss and attempting to be grateful for still being alive. This piece…

Otherwise please shut up Andrew. — I have a friend — no, an acquaintance. He thinks he’s smart, so naturally he enjoys arguing about anything and everything. Eventually, you learn to tune him out. He’s a non-stop chatterbox with opinions strong enough to armor a UFC fighter. The bottom line is that he’s annoying. Let’s call…

#3 — Just Lick His Arsehole Jessica: What’s The Big Deal Hmmm? — #1 — Invasion of Privacy

We have become the drunk uncles of our generation. — “I will never drink again” — a popular phrase usually sponsored by a hangover. Or some embarrassing liquor driven behavior of some sort. Either way, there’s always some promise to devote one’s life to sobriety. One time — my partner and I were in a liquor store and without thinking…