Rafael Nadal and the 2015 US Open

Who Roofied Rafa by Marc Cianciola, author of such timely classics as “Willy Wawronka from Chocolateland and the 2 Slams Sundae”, “Novak Ostracized for Returning Unscathed” and the ever popular “Roger Realized Fedestation Will Some Day Cease”.

Who roofied Rafa is a refrain lately often heard, but fear not for things change so please be ye NOT disturbed. Though he may have been Waw-Ronked, Novacized, Fedestated a few times and possibly even Murray-ized (I really don’t feel like looking up the head to head because that would involve work). Yea Murray, your wife is a model, blah blah blah, Tomas Berdych’s chick is way hotter. BURN!

Rafa will yet give us some magic and drama. I can still feel it and since I’m only wrong the vast majority of time, the probabilities seem solidly skewed in my favor. I knew, for instance, in Jan 2013 that Willy Wawronka from Chocolateland had a chance to become powerful. I had a premonition/vibe/feeling, call it what you may. The ancients, hallowed some proclaim, ofttimes referred to it as complete and utter bullshit but what do they know? They’re dead anyway.

So I think WawRonkMan, otherwise known for being quite Stanimalistic, will make a continued under-the-radar bid for supremacy and we’ll see what happens. Either way, if Rafa catches the feeling again, hold onto your under garments. Especially the men.