THANK YOU FAT FRIEND!! I’ve been doing this for years now — I often get told how young I look “for my age.” I’m 52. I get carded all the time. My very thin friends snarl when that happens and I smile big and bright because I FEEL SO SNARKY WHEN THAT HAPPENS. I explain it’s because I’m fat and my cheeks till resemble those of my youth and my wrinkles don’t show because my oily skin is a natural moisturizer and I’m so grateful for these genes! I LOVE saying this and I go out more often to be able to say this. Fuck the world and all those that have criticized me and put me down. I am fat, I am beautiful and I am AMAZING!