Off topic, but I predict a big future on the screen for Sara B, based on her eyebrows. After a lifetime of observation, I have determined that the difference between movie stars and the rest of us is the eyebrows. Everybody on the big screen has interesting eyebrows*, and Sara’s eyebrows are downright innovative eyebrows.

I didn’t take the time to read the whole thing, but I am gratified to learn that kale is so fattening! Perfect justice!

*Except Whoopi Goldberg, who has no eyebrows whatsoever.