Pharmaceutical Cocktail Menu


sloe-release gin, diuretic vermouth, analgesic olive

Ambien Spritz

zolpidem-carbonated prosecco, campari excipient, orange pill twist

Pina Kolonopin

crème de clonazepam, saccharoactive transmitters, anticonvulsant pineapple slice

The Val Kilmer

antihistamine hennessey, diazepam powder rim, hypnagogic parasol

Moscow Drug Mule

gastrointestinal ginger root, neurologic lime blossom, multivitamin vodka

Halcion Daze

triazolam brandy, polymer elixir, macrovascular cherry


anxiolytic absinthe, serotonin rye, renal bitters


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