Margot MachadoOn Those Allegations of Literary Naughtiness (Dan Mallory)This is something I wrote earlier this year. Did you ever read this insanely entertaining New Yorker piece on Dan Mallory? He wrote a…Nov 19, 2019Nov 19, 2019
Margot MachadoinMust Be My BirthdayNet Neutrality Rises From The Grave!Remember that the FCC recently decided to murder the internet and everyone declared net neutrality dead dead de3adD? Well. Somebody called…May 16, 2018May 16, 2018
Margot MachadoinExtra NewsfeedEric Trump: The Lobby Of Some Erics Asks For Justice, Understanding and ToleranceThe following statement was released earlier today by the Lobby Of Some Erics:Nov 28, 20171Nov 28, 20171
Margot MachadoinExtra NewsfeedRick Perry Explains How Fossil Fuels Prevent Sexual AssaultEnergy Secretary Rick Perry was recently talking about the importance of fossil fuels and had some groundbreaking insight to share. When…Nov 2, 20173Nov 2, 20173
Margot MachadoinExtra NewsfeedWhat To Do With Trump’s $4,000 Raise?So. Sarah. Nice of you to ask. Since this is a B.S. non-estimate that is based on the theory that giving tax breaks to the rich translates…Oct 23, 20173Oct 23, 20173
Margot MachadoinExtra NewsfeedPost-apocalyptic Cage Match Between Trump And McConnellGUNK: Well, well, welcome to the ANGERDOOOOOOOME!Aug 23, 2017Aug 23, 2017
Margot MachadoinExtra NewsfeedBannon Exits White House To Pull Strings More Comfortably From Own CouchThe Internet has reacted gleefully to reports of Bannon’s exit from the White House. Many believe he was pushed out, but Bannon just…Aug 18, 20172Aug 18, 20172
Margot MachadoMedium Implements Weird Clapping SystemIn its relentless pursuit to give the entire world carpal tunnel syndrome, Medium has introduced a clapping system that allows the writers…Aug 16, 2017Aug 16, 2017
Margot MachadoinExtra NewsfeedFurniture Resigns From Trump’s Manufacturing CouncilAfter a large part of President Trump’s Manufacturing Council resigned this week in the wake of the Charlottesville white supremacist…Aug 15, 20171Aug 15, 20171
Margot MachadoinExtra NewsfeedPOETRY NEWZ: Stephen Miller Inaugurates The Antiheroic Epic GenreBeowulf 2017, The Antiheroic EpicAug 15, 2017Aug 15, 2017