Mariah KreutterinThe Belladonna ComedyHow To Tell If You’re the Protagonist Of a Sally Rooney NovelA handy guide for every 21-year old who is the most interesting person aliveAug 16, 2019Aug 16, 2019
Mariah KreutterinThe Yale HeraldProfound, Powerful, and ProfitableThe American teenager was first invented in the aftermath of World War II, by businessmen who realized they could make a killing off the…Apr 5, 2019Apr 5, 2019
Mariah KreutterinThe Yale HeraldThe Ontological Point of a Grain BowlI really didn’t want to like the Atticus grain bowl. For one thing, it costs ten dollars (thirteen if you add avocado). For another, I’ve…Feb 1, 2019Feb 1, 2019
Mariah KreutterinThe Yale HeraldWhy Being Hydrated Makes Me a Better PersonI know what you’re thinking: “Ugh, Mariah, drinking water isn’t a personality trait!” I’ve heard it before. I get it. And you know what…Nov 9, 2018Nov 9, 2018
Mariah KreutterinThe Yale HeraldBoots made for walkingFrom seventh grade to my senior year of high school, I wore the same pair of shoes every day: Dr. Martens, black leather, 1460 Smooth, the…Oct 12, 2018Oct 12, 2018
Mariah KreutterinThe Yale HeraldThe Life-Changing Magic of Men’s Button DownsA lot of items of clothing are off-limits when you have — pardon the vulgarity — gigantic tits. Strapless dresses, bathing suits that lack…Sep 20, 2018Sep 20, 2018
Mariah KreutterinThe Yale HeraldBeingI didn’t know potatoes had flowers, but here they are: pink blooms, delicate, sprung from such a quotidian root. The grassy floor of the…Mar 9, 2018Mar 9, 2018
Mariah KreutterinThe Yale HeraldLoving VincentI first encountered Loving Vincent over a year ago, as the subject of an INSIDER video on Facebook. At the time it was an unfinished…Nov 3, 2017Nov 3, 2017
Mariah KreutterinThe Yale HeraldHypervulnerabilityAt 2:43 p.m one bright September afternoon, I lay down on my dorm room floor and cried. At 3:40 p.m I tweeted about it. The tweet read like…Oct 6, 20172Oct 6, 20172
Mariah KreutterinThe Yale HeraldColumbusColumbus, Indiana: an unlikely mecca of modernist architecture, and an equally unlikely muse for one of the most enticing indies of the…Sep 29, 2017Sep 29, 2017