I almost spit out my morning cereal when I read this line: “[she] spews out words that are badly…
John Fitzpatrick
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Poor thing….. YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SITE!!! I understand what’s happening….. you’re not used to complex narratives and three syllable words…… you’re looking for Breitbart ……. Hurry!!! Your friends are waiting!! Go ahead…. Go…. I’ll hold the metaphorical (scary big word… look it up) door open for you….

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