Electric Light Orchestra walk into a bar.

They order lazer shots and bottles of fluorescent goo and straws of golden metal. As they drink their bodies begin to glow and a big starship breaks through the roof of the bar, sending glass and wood flying around the room. A big staircase with a red carpet descends from the starship and Electric Light Orchestra members one by one make their way up the staircase into the starship, waving their goodbyes to the few clients of the bar who are still alive and conscious. The staircase then retreats into the starship with a loud swoosh sound and it flies off into the vast blue darkness of the universe.

The bartender sighs.

Those bastards didn’t pay the bill again.

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