Yeah, yeah. I know … They call it Vermu in Spain, don’t they? Many thanks for all the enlightenment you offer, my dear estimated ass … Spanish aficionado or aficionada. :-) Plus you got me, I simply assume that to be the female version. Educate me if you know better…

Hopefully everybody around me is asleep is what I thought while experiencing those totally unexpected bursts of emotion, micro-tears running down my cheeks and all at whatever unholy time it was. INSERT: Does the use of the prefix micro make me appear like I’m the reincarnation of the Overly Manly…

Well … So I got this one particular friend I adore as much as anything I ever cherished since setting foot on this planet on January First 1991. Always full of awesome advice and the ability to form over 9000 fully fledged thoughts in a single split-second (too bad his…

As almost every worthwhile story, it all started with … love. – – – Spoiler Alert: The term love used here is short for getting my head and heart bullied at the hands of a feelings-realm-equivalent prime Mike Tyson full of anger until both resembled the very texture of the…

What the fuck am I doing? Usually there’s an enormous sense of pride attached to my lifestyle. That includes never going to bed before the clock displays those four magical zeroes that made my mom call me night owl ever since I was too old to be sent to bed…