Stand-up Comedy: “Barbie’s Take on the One Scene that Defined Barbie 2”

Mariupol Cafe
3 min readOct 22, 2023

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Hello everyone! So, have you all seen Scene 108 of Barbie 2? Oh my God, it’s like the ‘Seinfeld’ of space movies! You’ve got a guy, my Ken, in a high-tech spacecraft freaking out because of malfunctioning control panels. I mean, who needs buttons when you’ve got me, the coder of the century, millions of miles away? What’s the deal with that? [Jerry Seinfeld voice]

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Ken is there, literally floating in his waste in space! How much more alone can you feel? It’s like going to a party, and you’re the only one who shows up. Oh, and Harriet? The AI that sounds like me? You’d think if you’re designing an AI to sound like me, you’d at least make it useful. “Happy to oblige you, stud?” Really? I would have gone with, “Ken, you’re lost in space, but your hair still looks fabulous!”

But, you’ve gotta see the emotion in this scene. One minute he’s Mr. Lonely floating in zero gravity, next minute he’s basking in AI love. It’s like getting unmatched on Tinder and finding out your crush likes your Instagram pic all in the same minute!

What’s fascinating is how this scene embodies the Barbie 2 universe. It’s not just about space. It’s about how you can be millions of miles away and still not escape the complexities of human emotion. It’s like going to Mars but forgetting to unfriend your ex on Facebook.

And oh, when Ken finally makes it to Mars, we’re supposed to be thrilled because the chances of missing Mars are zero percent! Zero percent? That’s the same chance that this comedy gig will be cut short!

— — Stand-up Comedy: “Barbie’s Take on the One Scene that Defined Barbie 2” — -

Katy Room’s Exclusive Interview with Ken: “The Heart and the Engine Behind Scene 108”

Katy Room: Welcome, Ken! You’ve just survived an intense journey to Mars in Barbie 2. How does it feel to be back?

Ken: Thanks, Katy. It’s like I took a trip to Home Depot, but instead of buying screws and hammers, I picked up some existential dread and a new fondness for AI companionship.

Katy Room: Haha, true that. Now, what was it like communicating with Barbie millions of miles away to solve those technical glitches?

Ken: Oh, it’s like tweeting at Elon Musk about a SpaceX launch and actually getting a reply. I mean, Barbie and I are used to solving life’s issues, like matching outfits for date night, but this was next-level. Thanks to Barbie’s coding skills, I’m here to tell the tale.

Katy Room: Let’s talk about Harriet. It’s said her voice was programmed to sound like Barbie’s. How did that feel?

Ken: Harriet was a lifesaver. Imagine drifting aimlessly in space, and you suddenly hear the familiar, comforting voice. It’s like driving alone at 2 a.m. and hearing your favorite song on the radio.

Katy Room: Fascinating! Would you say Scene 108 captured the essence of your journey and the Barbie 2 universe?

Ken: Absolutely! It’s like the entire film was a SpaceX launch, and Scene 108 was the moment the Falcon Heavy successfully landed back on Earth. Emotional highs, technical lows, it had it all.

Katy Room: Brilliant! Thanks for joining us, Ken. Any final words for our audience?

Ken: Keep following our journey. Barbie and I are navigating through interstellar and political spaces, and trust me, it’s one hell of a ride.

Katy Room: Can’t wait to see what’s next! Thank you, Ken.

I hope you enjoy the comedy and interview, true to the spirit of “Barbie 2!”

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