Coffee at The Met

Mark Benjamin
Sep 1, 2018 · 1 min read

Today I drank…

  1. Coffee and orange juice with breakfast. Great OJ at my diner. Not too acidic.
  2. Coffee at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. I’m going to record an audio tour for people who want some extra “facts” about the art they’re seeing. For example, none of the Greek male nude sculptures still have their penises. Which means that somewhere there’s a guy with an attic full of ancient marble dicks.

Days without alcohol: 11. Days without pot: 9.

Mark Benjamin

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Comedian. Writing Monologue Jokes For Nobody.

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