Orange Juice
Sep 8, 2018 · 1 min read
Today I drank…
- Orange juice with Cheerios which I ate for breakfast out of a red Solo cup. I don’t have any bowls. It’s all the same. Judge yourself. I use soy milk now ’cause regular milk makes me piss out of my ass. I don’t know why Cheerios is my favorite cereal. I’m a pretty basic bitch. My brother ate Honey Nut Cheerios. This almost tore us apart when I was five.
- Seltzer at two mics. I asked if wearing Adidas means I hate black people. Also what’s the deal with “incels?” What happened to just calling these guys losers? And if they have true social anxiety disorders, then just make a ton of money. And if these guys (who I’m pretty sure are all white) can’t get laid now, wait ’til the day when black guys have money.
Hey — remember when the President was a black man instead of a white boy.
18 days.
