Seltzer with Janice Dickinson

Mark Benjamin
Sep 6, 2018 · 1 min read

Wednesday I drank…

  1. Seltzer at the Duplex mic. Started by asking if me wearing Adidas means I hate black people. Also I hope there’s a white liberal wearing Nike’s somewhere that is getting mugged by a gang of black kids and points to their shoes showing that they’re “woke.” Then they appropriately get murdered.

The mic was going smoothly until a hammered Janice Dickinson came in with her crew and basically took over the show. It was fun for a few comedians but then she had to get booted out. She’s so Brooklyn!

Had Snowdays shaved ice cream after dinner. I’m not normally a sweet tooth but lately I’m not getting any sugar intake from booze so my body craves dessert now every day. I am not putting up a fight.

16 days dry.

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