Seltzer with Janice Dickinson
Sep 6, 2018 · 1 min read
Wednesday I drank…
- Seltzer at the Duplex mic. Started by asking if me wearing Adidas means I hate black people. Also I hope there’s a white liberal wearing Nike’s somewhere that is getting mugged by a gang of black kids and points to their shoes showing that they’re “woke.” Then they appropriately get murdered.
The mic was going smoothly until a hammered Janice Dickinson came in with her crew and basically took over the show. It was fun for a few comedians but then she had to get booted out. She’s so Brooklyn!
Had Snowdays shaved ice cream after dinner. I’m not normally a sweet tooth but lately I’m not getting any sugar intake from booze so my body craves dessert now every day. I am not putting up a fight.
16 days dry.
