Water

Mark Benjamin
Sep 6, 2018 · 1 min read

Tuesday I drank…

  1. Water, with a packed lunch. I packed four ham sandwiches on Sunday for the week. I can’t remember the last time I packed lunches. Turns out I don’t have the money to eat breakfast and lunch out every day. Dinner I’ll allow.
  2. Coke, at Village Underground. Joe Machi headlined and was great. See him whenever you can. Fellow Penn State grad!
  3. Water, at 10:30 open mic. I bombed the first two minutes. It was my third time on stage in the past few weeks. At least now I’m sober so I can really feel the silence!

15 days sober.

    Mark Benjamin

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    Comedian. Writing Monologue Jokes For Nobody.