I’ve been meaning to convert for years, in all sincerity, but Jews won’t just wave a wand and say, “Poof! You’re us now!” They make you work for it, because it’s worth something.
What We Talk About When We Talk About “Fat”
Sara Benincasa
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Sara — I’m almost certain your kinda’ funny gets you like, oh, 83% there. You throw a yarmulke on that fiery head. Sashay into any ‘ol temple. Kvetch a bit. And I bet you get some kind of honorary Jewey Award.
Then again, whatdoIknow, I’m Post Agnostic. If that’s even a thing.