You can’t just, like, build a city on rock and roll. That’s not a legitimate foundation. There is absolutely no way you would be able to get the proper permits for that kind of thing.
Some Thoughts I Have Had While Attempting to Meditate
Scott Muska

Scott, Grace Slick just flipped her hair in disgust. Knocked the dust off her Prada’s. And stomped off. Like you so eloquently stomped on her Dreams. (Or, hold it, wasn’t that Stevie Nicks?…)

PS. Your whole piece is Dave Barry quality, stream of unconsciousness writing. More, more!