Kyrie Irving Wants To Start A Self-Sustaining Community, Is Pissed About Egg Prices
Kryie Irving has a pretty elaborate plan for when he calls it quits in the NBA.

Cavaliers point guard Kyrie Irving joined Drama’s podcast “Short Story Long” — and yes, that Drama, Rob Dyrdek’s cousin, the dude you’ve seen on Fantasy Factory — and №2 had some very interesting things to say.
Drama asked Irving a pretty simple question, the what do you see in the long-term, 20-years from now question and this is what Irving had to say:
“I have — they’re never lofty — the idea of a self-sustaining community that ultimately exists with… Everyone has equality, but just built around a culture that is being driven by individuals that are selected amongst us as a community that we all want to stay close to.
“So we’re just working on a plan where ultimately we can accomplish that on a grander scale of a lot of acres, farmable land and basically buy that land and start building our own damn community.
Yeah, that’s a little strange, but what’s most intriguing is that he answers the question using the pronoun ‘we’ like he has a group of people he’s running with that are a part of this plan to make a self-sustaining community.
As for how many ‘we’ really is, well:
“We have some people, but we need more. We’ll find each other in terms of how do you accomplish something like that — that you have a self-sustaining community that ultimately is all together.
Drama then stated the fact that Irving seems to not want to worry about anything ‘outside’ and Irving went on to talk about eggs:
“The fact that it costs a shit-ton to be healthy.
“The fact that it costs a whole bunch of money to get fresh, organic, free-range eggs.
“So you’re telling me that these organic eggs… What’s the difference? The quality of food and things in this crazy world —
Irving, the known flat-earther, is the definition of an ‘individual’ and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
The first thing that came to mind when I originally read this story on SLAM is Uncle Drew actually doing Uncle Drew things on the streets of his own community. Imagine 60-year-old Kyrie running his own community and just crossing dudes up on a make-shift court.
I’d love to join up with you Kyrie, I’ll be the community blogger and just write recaps about how you start of 654–0 in one-on-one matchups.
[H/T SLAM]
