New Gimp Tool: The Trump Brush

The ree photo manipulation software Gimp has introduced a new tool to its toolbox.

The so-called Trump Brush can correct any image, no matter how false, and help it conform to your pre-existing frame of reference.

Using it is easy. Just go to the parts of the image you need to cover over: example, blemishes, scars, bald spots, gaping holes in your experience.

For example here:

Then, apply the brush and voila.

Easy peasy. From bare to covered in the time it takes you to say combover.

The new tool is in super secret beta. For use only by the elite of the elite. The rest of us will have to wait at least 4 years before it becomes available to us or obsolete.