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From A Cultural History of Men Sucking Their Own Dicks by C. Brian Smith
…ors’ Songs, Cowboy Songs, College Songs, Parodies, Limericks and Other Humorous Verses and Doggerel. It was all about autofellatio, reading: “There was a young man from Nantucket / Whose dick was so long he could suck it. / He said with a grin / As he wiped off his chin / ‘If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.’”
From How Media Can Rebuild Trust In America by nancy gibbs
Teddy Roosevelt usually gets credit for the adage “nobody cares how much you know until they know how much you care,” which works for teachers and candidates, but sits uneasily with hardcore journalists: We identify more naturally with detectives than soci…