Hang a promotional poster for M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening at your desk. Every few weeks begin tearing entire reams of paper in half while shouting “Fuck you, trees!”
The 23 Things You Have to Do Right Now or Bunnies Will Die Somewhere
Christopher Daniels (Notorious DCI)

I am with ANYONE who pauses every now and then to remind THEM we’re on top of the evolutionary ladder. Trees, annoying insects with friends, aggravating urban foxes. Fuck you all! Bunnies will not die. Not today.
(Nice article, thanks for making me laugh)

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