Mark J. ShadyinThe HavenRed Candy Buckets to Indicate Rabid ChildrenGALVISTON, TX — Following the National Autism Association’s decision to promote autistic children using blue buckets to for trick or…Sep 303Sep 303
Mark J. ShadyinThe HavenFriend Thinks You’d Like This Song Since You Like Song That’s Completely DifferentATLANTA, GA — “Notice how the bridge sounds exactly like the bridge in that song you were listening to the other day,” excitedly remarked…Sep 197Sep 197
Mark J. ShadyinThe HavenLocal Mom Fires Off a Few Rounds at Children’s Feet To Prep For School DayRENO, NV — Saying it had inspired her to possibly adopt this practice permanently, local mom Kendra Kilborn, mother of two, reportedly…Sep 54Sep 54
Mark J. ShadyinDoctor FunnySo-Called “True Crime” Drama Doesn’t Take Place in FloridaViewers Were Shocked While Tuning Into The Latest Episode of This Popular True Crime Drama SeriesAug 30Aug 30
Mark J. ShadyinThe HavenPreschooler’s Adorable Female Playmate to Stomp All Over His Heart in 22 Years; Reduce Him to…NORWALK, CT — Though he is yet unaware of it and the two won’t become romantically involved for almost 20 years, sources confirmed Tuesday…Aug 30Aug 30
Mark J. ShadyinThe Haven“Again With the Fucking Early Morning Activities?!”PENSACOLA, FL — After confirming with 4 staff members, 6 clients and even a few visitors and onlookers, it was pretty clear that Nancy…May 1518May 1518
Mark J. ShadyinThe HavenRobert Smith to Replace Sy Snootles as Lead Singer of Max Rebo BandWith exact dates and times soon to be announced, our sources have recently learned that singer Robert Smith, current frontman of The Cure…Mar 253Mar 253
Mark J. ShadyinDoctor FunnyMinimalist Lifestyle Appealing to Poor PeopleLatest Study Finds Living Without Creature Comforts Favor Those With Limited IncomeMar 1116Mar 1116
Mark J. ShadyinThe HavenReport: “I’m Gonna Throat-Punch Grandma if She Calls Scrabble, The Scramble, one More Time This…METHUEN, MA — Saying the joke had turned into an actual threat even before dessert was served, an anonymous member of the Creed family…Dec 15, 202326Dec 15, 202326
Mark J. ShadyinThe HavenMan Unaware Most Women Leave Him Off List Of Previous Sex PartnersCHARLOTTE, NC — According to sources close to area man Chad Hester, it was reported Thursday that, when discussing their sexual past, most…Dec 10, 20235Dec 10, 20235