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Mark J. Shady

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Sesame Street Introduces First Incel Character, Joshua

ASTORIA, QUEENS, NY — In an effort to connect with the growing number of men who continue to repel women even as ways and methods to…

Jun 28

Sesame Street Introduces First Incel Character, Joshua

Jun 28

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Box of Donuts For Office Just 12 Variations of Glazed

PACIFICA, CA — Sources from inside the marketing department of Enfluitech had reported Monday morning that someone, possibly an extremely…

Jun 27

Box of Donuts For Office Just 12 Variations of Glazed

Jun 27

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World’s Drummers Announce Plans to Look At the Ground in Every Band Photo

BROOKLYN, NY — Stressing that eye contact with the camera was just “not their thing” and to “leave that to the lead singer or guitarist”…

Apr 26

World’s Drummers Announce Plans to Look At the Ground in Every Band Photo

Apr 26

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Man’s Briefcase Just Big Box of Mystery

ROCHESTER, NY — Speculating that in all probability it was something beyond what any of them could even comprehend, collogues and…

Apr 26

Man’s Briefcase Just Big Box of Mystery

Apr 26

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New Findings Suggest Three Percent of Missing Children Are Eventually Found Inside Empty Chuck E.

More and more children are turning up where you’d least expect it

Mar 1

New Findings Suggest Three Percent of Missing Children Are Eventually Found Inside Empty Chuck E.

Mar 1

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WNBA Player Makes Great Living as NBA Referee

PHOENIX, AZ — Not exactly asking Caitlin Clark or Lisa Leslie to step aside but merely make a little more room at the top for notable…

Mar 1

WNBA Player Makes Great Living as NBA Referee

Mar 1

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Entire Five-Star Restaurant Kitchen Staff On Crystal

CLEVELAND, OH — Showered in praise from multiple guests and their entire management team for a near-flawless night, waiter Jesse Henecke…

Jan 26

Entire Five-Star Restaurant Kitchen Staff On Crystal

Jan 26

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42-Year-Old Woman Still Saying “Ta-Da!” When Taking Bra Off in Front of New Boyfriend

LAFAYETTE, LA — As closest friends of Sherri Green verified that the divorced mother of one teenager was indeed in her early forties and…

Jan 26

42-Year-Old Woman Still Saying “Ta-Da!” When Taking Bra Off in Front of New Boyfriend

Jan 26

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New Farm-To-Plate Restaurant Has Shorter Wait Time Than Farm-To-Table Model

New South Pasadena eatery features a farm fresh experience plus convenience

Jan 25

New Farm-To-Plate Restaurant Has Shorter Wait Time Than Farm-To-Table Model

Jan 25

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Real Life Woman on Date Seething Watching Movie Woman And Date Enter Through Restaurant Kitchen

SALEM, OR — Customers from inside the s’asseoir | dîner café Saturday evening had witnessed real life woman and preschool teacher, Ruth…

Jan 25

Real Life Woman on Date Seething Watching Movie Woman And Date Enter Through Restaurant Kitchen

Jan 25

Mark J. Shady

Mark J. Shady

12.7K followers

Contributing writer for The Hard Times and The Daily Mash as well as several other satire publications. Also an award-winning filmmaker & indie film producer.

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