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Mark J. Shady

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God Damn, This Preacher’s Fuckin’ Killin’ His Sermon

BILOXI, MS — Amidst a wildly rambunctious morning crowd, especially for a weekly religious service, it was reported Sunday morning by…

5d ago

God Damn, This Preacher’s Fuckin’ Killin’ His Sermon

5d ago

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Local Man Very Positive About Future With Cartel

“It’s going really well so far”

Oct 10

Local Man Very Positive About Future With Cartel

Oct 10

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Report: Behind-The-Scenes of Any Professional Atmosphere Basically Just Huge Fuckfest

LAS VEGAS, NV — Completely shunning the idea of not shitting where you eat, not to mention maintaining platonic relationships with…

Oct 5

Report: Behind-The-Scenes of Any Professional Atmosphere Basically Just Huge Fuckfest

Oct 5

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Dyslexic Lovers End Up in 96 Position Again

NEW HAVEN, CT — Admitting they really should have a fail-safe against this, although understanding why it keeps happening, it was reported…

Aug 31

Dyslexic Lovers End Up in 96 Position Again

Aug 31

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Nation’s Old White Men Announce Plans to Tell Cashiers More Jokes

AMHERST, MA — Promising they wouldn’t really care who wanted to hear them or who was even in the mood to deal with their complete lack of…

Aug 30

Nation’s Old White Men Announce Plans to Tell Cashiers More Jokes

Aug 30

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Woman Refuses To Ride in Stranger’s Car Without Involvement of App

CARMEL, CA — Scoffing at the thought, remarking she “wouldn’t even entertain the idea,” single female Charlotte Sher informed sources last…

Aug 29

Woman Refuses To Ride in Stranger’s Car Without Involvement of App

Aug 29

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Sesame Street Introduces First Incel Character, Joshua

ASTORIA, QUEENS, NY — In an effort to connect with the growing number of men who continue to repel women even as ways and methods to…

Jun 28

Sesame Street Introduces First Incel Character, Joshua

Jun 28

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Box of Donuts For Office Just 12 Variations of Glazed

PACIFICA, CA — Sources from inside the marketing department of Enfluitech had reported Monday morning that someone, possibly an extremely…

Jun 27

Box of Donuts For Office Just 12 Variations of Glazed

Jun 27

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World’s Drummers Announce Plans to Look At the Ground in Every Band Photo

BROOKLYN, NY — Stressing that eye contact with the camera was just “not their thing” and to “leave that to the lead singer or guitarist”…

Apr 26

World’s Drummers Announce Plans to Look At the Ground in Every Band Photo

Apr 26

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Man’s Briefcase Just Big Box of Mystery

ROCHESTER, NY — Speculating that in all probability it was something beyond what any of them could even comprehend, collogues and…

Apr 26

Man’s Briefcase Just Big Box of Mystery

Apr 26

Mark J. Shady

Mark J. Shady

Contributing writer for The Hard Times and The Daily Mash as well as several other satire publications. Also an award-winning filmmaker & indie film producer.

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