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New Findings Suggest Three Percent of Missing Children Are Eventually Found Inside Empty Chuck E.

More and more children are turning up where you’d least expect it

Mar 1

New Findings Suggest Three Percent of Missing Children Are Eventually Found Inside Empty Chuck E.

Mar 1

Published in
The Haven

WNBA Player Makes Great Living as NBA Referee

PHOENIX, AZ — Not exactly asking Caitlin Clark or Lisa Leslie to step aside but merely make a little more room at the top for notable…

Mar 1

WNBA Player Makes Great Living as NBA Referee

Mar 1

Published in
The Haven

Entire Five-Star Restaurant Kitchen Staff On Crystal

CLEVELAND, OH — Showered in praise from multiple guests and their entire management team for a near-flawless night, waiter Jesse Henecke…

Jan 26

Entire Five-Star Restaurant Kitchen Staff On Crystal

Jan 26

Published in
The Haven

42-Year-Old Woman Still Saying “Ta-Da!” When Taking Bra Off in Front of New Boyfriend

LAFAYETTE, LA — As closest friends of Sherri Green verified that the divorced mother of one teenager was indeed in her early forties and…

Jan 26

42-Year-Old Woman Still Saying “Ta-Da!” When Taking Bra Off in Front of New Boyfriend

Jan 26

Published in
Doctor Funny

New Farm-To-Plate Restaurant Has Shorter Wait Time Than Farm-To-Table Model

New South Pasadena eatery features a farm fresh experience plus convenience

Jan 25

New Farm-To-Plate Restaurant Has Shorter Wait Time Than Farm-To-Table Model

Jan 25

Published in
The Haven

Real Life Woman on Date Seething Watching Movie Woman And Date Enter Through Restaurant Kitchen

SALEM, OR — Customers from inside the s’asseoir | dîner café Saturday evening had witnessed real life woman and preschool teacher, Ruth…

Jan 25

Real Life Woman on Date Seething Watching Movie Woman And Date Enter Through Restaurant Kitchen

Jan 25

Published in
The Haven

Woman’s Seasonal Depression No Match For Year-Round Passive Aggressiveness

WILMINGTON, NC — Remarking that this phase was a mere hiccup in her normal daily, weekly, and for that matter yearly behavioral pattern…

Dec 25, 2024

Woman’s Seasonal Depression No Match For Year-Round Passive Aggressiveness

Dec 25, 2024

Published in
The Haven

Disturbing Report Finds Minuscule Percentage of Americans Actually Dislike Michael Bublé

BOSTON — According to a very disturbing report released last month by the sociology department at Cornell University, it was discovered…

Oct 30, 2024

Disturbing Report Finds Minuscule Percentage of Americans Actually Dislike Michael Bublé

Oct 30, 2024

Published in
The Haven

Red Candy Buckets to Indicate Rabid Children

GALVISTON, TX — Following the National Autism Association’s decision to promote autistic children using blue buckets to for trick or…

Sep 30, 2024

Red Candy Buckets to Indicate Rabid Children

Sep 30, 2024

Published in
The Haven

Friend Thinks You’d Like This Song Since You Like Song That’s Completely Different

ATLANTA, GA — “Notice how the bridge sounds exactly like the bridge in that song you were listening to the other day,” excitedly remarked…

Sep 19, 2024

Friend Thinks You’d Like This Song Since You Like Song That’s Completely Different

Sep 19, 2024

Mark J. Shady

Mark J. Shady

10.7K Followers

Contributing satire writer for The Hard Times as well as several other online satire publications. Also an award-winning filmmaker & indie film producer.

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