Published inThe HavenDisturbing Report Finds Minuscule Percentage of Americans Actually Dislike Michael BubléBOSTON — According to a very disturbing report released last month by the sociology department at Cornell University, it was discovered…Oct 301Oct 301
Published inThe HavenRed Candy Buckets to Indicate Rabid ChildrenGALVISTON, TX — Following the National Autism Association’s decision to promote autistic children using blue buckets to for trick or…Sep 307Sep 307
Published inThe HavenFriend Thinks You’d Like This Song Since You Like Song That’s Completely DifferentATLANTA, GA — “Notice how the bridge sounds exactly like the bridge in that song you were listening to the other day,” excitedly remarked…Sep 197Sep 197
Published inThe HavenLocal Mom Fires Off a Few Rounds at Children’s Feet To Prep For School DayRENO, NV — Saying it had inspired her to possibly adopt this practice permanently, local mom Kendra Kilborn, mother of two, reportedly…Sep 54Sep 54
Published inDoctor FunnySo-Called “True Crime” Drama Doesn’t Take Place in FloridaViewers Were Shocked While Tuning Into The Latest Episode of This Popular True Crime Drama SeriesAug 30Aug 30
Published inThe HavenPreschooler’s Adorable Female Playmate to Stomp All Over His Heart in 22 Years; Reduce Him to…NORWALK, CT — Though he is yet unaware of it and the two won’t become romantically involved for almost 20 years, sources confirmed Tuesday…Aug 30Aug 30
Published inThe Haven“Again With the Fucking Early Morning Activities?!”PENSACOLA, FL — After confirming with 4 staff members, 6 clients and even a few visitors and onlookers, it was pretty clear that Nancy…May 1517May 1517
Published inThe HavenRobert Smith to Replace Sy Snootles as Lead Singer of Max Rebo BandWith exact dates and times soon to be announced, our sources have recently learned that singer Robert Smith, current frontman of The Cure…Mar 253Mar 253
Published inDoctor FunnyMinimalist Lifestyle Appealing to Poor PeopleLatest Study Finds Living Without Creature Comforts Favor Those With Limited IncomeMar 1116Mar 1116
Published inThe HavenReport: “I’m Gonna Throat-Punch Grandma if She Calls Scrabble, The Scramble, one More Time This…METHUEN, MA — Saying the joke had turned into an actual threat even before dessert was served, an anonymous member of the Creed family…Dec 15, 202326Dec 15, 202326