(In a rush? Get a Quote or Book Our Man Mark for SAG-AFTRA acting, delivery, errands, house-sitting, location check-in, Lt. Frank event, Mark Roman event, Pitch Mark dining or other tasks/experiences consistent with Mark’s mojo.) As we close out 2022, I can’t help but notice a few things quite clearly…

. . . Why Not a #UnionStrong Background Actor in the 90028? Or You? (Bullet points HERE. But still read the article . . .) Yesterday I received a letter. My suicide ideation — immediately triggered. I survived. No hotline. No hospital. I’ve earned an effective doctorate in the limitations…

Announcer: “It’s Friday Night, Hollywood! What time is it?” Audience: “Edward Time! [Thunderous applause & cheering]” Announcer: “That’s right, Live from the Hollywood Bowl in the City of Angels, It’s Edward Oliver LIVE! Tonight’s casual conversation with: Brad Pitt, Zoe Kravitz and Pedro Pascal. Laughs with Eddie Pepitone. …

Every Memorial Day and Veterans Day I’m reminded. I’m reminded that America considers me a threat. Too dangerous to serve in the military. Or hold a security clearance. Ever since I was 19. It’s been 3 decades. This Eagle Scout would like to know why. …

I can’t do another Memorial Day or Veteran’s Day without getting to the bottom of my Hillsdale Experience and Being on the FBI Subversives List. But I need help. From my Member of Congress (Adam Schiff), The New York Times and The Washington Post. Signing my petition might get their attention. Thanks!

The NRA is our god. Voters trust the gun lobby. Can’t find baby formula. But there is no supply chain shortage for guns. Every time we offer “Thoughts & Prayers” we teach children that kids are disposable meat puppets. Kids plainly see the god we worship. A cabal of powerful & wealthy white men who treasure weapons of war. Like rare baseball cards. More valuable than the life of a child.

If The Economist can apologize to Hungary… Yesterday, in a 37-second Instagram video barely watched by my almost 500 followers, I stated that Netflix cut 1,500 jobs. This is not true. (Even if the voice-over was a poor impersonation of Minnie. Mickey?) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd7DdXgp8fy/ Netflix cut only 150 jobs. Look, I’m…

Since I lack representation or hired PR and I identify as a “writer”, I thought it made sense to post my recently updated biography on my IMDb. After all, as fate would have it, I did write it. I’ve added links not available on IMDb. Mark is the creator of…

Read all the Teases: This one and Hollywood Bowl Her team: The Kyles. One spelled with an “i”. Star Trek brunch bickering with Caddyshack DiNozzo. “No offense, DiNozzo” she caught herself thinking, immediately regretting it. Did that make her Mark Harmon? Baby-sitting some kind of Florida Spring Break mess. With…