How I Growth-Hacked My Age In One Year
Hassan S. Ali

Hassan, you missed an absolutely vital method of drawing even more attention to this relentless increase in your age over the past year (and who among doesn’t want to spotlight this particular kind of achievement?).

Your post should have been titled, “Six Ways I Growth-Hacked My Age In One Year”.

But seriously (!), nice work. If that aging thing ever stops working for you, do let us know.