Millennials are terrible people

Judging by recent headlines pretty much everyone hates millennials. You probably should too. Need a reason? Your favorite publication has you covered. Here’s everything that’s being said about the worst generation ever to exist ever. EVER.

Some Millennials Would Rather Clean A Toilet Than Understand Their Health Benefits (Forbes, October 11, 2015)

Selfie Obsession: Millennials Are Seeking Plastic Surgery For Ego Boosts (HNGN, October 13, 2015)

Millennials Want Work Computers Personalized (eWeek, October 13, 2015)

Half of millennials can’t define deductible (Benefits Pro, October 16, 2015)

Snapchat? Twitter? Millennials aren’t that interested (L.A. Times, September 29, 2015)

How long until sex? For millennials, try 10 texts or less (Mashable, August 24, 2015)

Millennials: Don’t call us Millennials (TIME, September 3, 2015)

The super secret trick to connecting with millennials (Fast Company, October 23, 2014)

Millennials New Drug Of Choice: Fantasy Football (Forbes, October 11, 2015)

Millennials Not Thrilled with their Bank or its Services (LowCards, October 13, 2015)

How Millennials Are Traveling Better Than You ;) (Conde Nast Traveler, September 25, 2015)

New Report Shows Millennials Don’t Like The Term — Or Themselves (Yahoo, September 3, 2015)

Millennials: The new victims of age discrimination? (BenefitsPro, September 30, 2015)

Millennials need financial help and quickly (The Christian Science Monitor, October 8, 2015)

3 Reasons Millennials Are Getting Fired (Inc., August 4, 2015)

Report: Millennials aren’t big on paying for news (Poynter, September 25, 2015)

BofA: Millennials ‘chronically’ stressed about money (The Charlotte Observer, October 19th, 2015)

Are Millennials To Blame For A Slowdown In Handbag Sales? (Benzinga, September 24, 2015)

Millennials are pretty terrible, according to a poll of millennials (Huffington Post, September 3, 2015)

Millennials Are Destroying Banks, And It’s The Banks’ Fault (TechCrunch, May 30, 2015)

A Millennial Named Bush (New York Times, July 25, 2015)

New Jersey millennials are stuck in their parents’ basements (New York Post, October 18, 2015)

Why Millennials Just Aren’t That Into McDonald’s (Yahoo, August 7, 2015)

Millennials Call It Sharing. Wall Street Calls It Stealing. (Money, Oct. 9, 2015)

Fitness Selfies Are Seriously Stressing Millennials Out (Observer, September 29, 2015)

Millennials Are Old News (, October 15, 2015)

Passing on Wedding Gifts, Millennials Prefer Cash (New York Times, July 25, 2015)

1 in 5 millennials think vaccines cause autism (Vox, January 31, 2015)

How Broke Are Millennials? This Broke. (Slate, December 8, 2014)

Millennials have shagged fewer people than their parents, study finds (Mashable, May 6, 2015)

American Millennials are among the world’s least skilled (Forbes, March 10, 2015)

It’s official: millennials are the most stressed-out generation (Business Insider, February 6, 2015)

Do millennials think they are financially screwed? (Mashable, October 1, 2015)

Jon Stewart Knows How To Beat ISIS: Send More Millennials (Huffington Post, December 12, 2014)

The rent is too damn high for millennials in the US (Aol, July 10, 2015)

Millennials Really Don’t Think Everybody Should Vote (Huffington Post, November 21, 2014)

This is the one change by millennials that will change absolutely everything (Salon, October 18, 2015)

Please Do Not Leave A Message: Why Millennials Hate Voice Mail (NPR, October 23, 2014)

Are Millennials progressive ‘anti-capitalists’ or just misrepresented? (Red Alert Politics, October 18, 2015)

Move Over, Millennials, Here Comes Generation Z (New York Times, September 18, 2014)