Mark WoontonStudent DriverI have seen a lot of scary things on cars in my day. Treacherous trunk trinkets like bumper stickers with curse words, New York Yankee…Feb 28Feb 28
Mark WoontonAdult LanguageOne way I can tell that I am getting older is that I am beginning to use adult language. Now, when I say adult language I don’t mean it in…Feb 27Feb 27
Mark WoontonThe Measure of a ManI feel as though I have one more hurdle to leap prior to becoming a full-fledged adult. You see, in the past I have dog sat for my neighbor…Feb 27Feb 27
Mark WoontonMeet the Parents“Meeting the parents” can be a very stressful interaction. However, the one thing no one bothers to prepare for is the first time your…Aug 31, 2018Aug 31, 2018
Mark WoontonStreet SchoolNow that I am an “adult” summer vacation is not really a thing, but in recognition of school being out for the summer I’d like to share…Jun 26, 2018Jun 26, 2018
Mark WoontonSurvival of the WittiestYesterday while walking my dog, Sammy, around the ‘hood this giant, half dog, half wolf, half bodybuilder that was too busy lifting weights…Jun 24, 2018Jun 24, 2018
Mark WoontonPawsI know that me teaching proper etiquette is like getting a vocabulary lesson from a Vulpix, but It is considered good manners to sit with…Jun 18, 2018Jun 18, 2018
Mark WoontonHoney, I Shrunk the Roommates!Here’s something that they didn’t tell me when I first got my puppy: Eventually, I would start to find tiny little teeth around the house.Jun 8, 2018Jun 8, 2018
Mark WoontonOde to MediocrityA Hat Trick is when someone scores three goals in a game. In hockey, a Gordie Howe hat trick is when, in a single game, someone has a goal…Jun 3, 2018Jun 3, 2018