President’s Pants Cuff Catches Fire On South Lawn, Fire Dept. Called To Scene
Allan Ishac
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I just want him to combust already! A look at that ballooned stomach of his is enough to blind you. It’s no wonder that the petrol in his intestines caused his incredibly dimpled posterior to catch on fire. I agree, too bad the other Dumpster Trucks didn’t receive a spark on their pants. What an Orangutan nightmare!