$PHP = 💩;
Simon Yousoufov
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This reeks of butt-hurt, and I appreciate your sentiment Simon, but the writing does not support it. I landed here from a link by someone saying “I told you so!”… I had to explain what satire is… :(

Maybe I should point out all the things in my life, material and satisfaction that php has provided me with, and continue to do so.