Marnie Sloan Brodersen

Jul 12

The Bachelorette Season 19, Episode 1, Recap — So Many Penises, So Little Time

Do you believe in magic? You might not after watching last night’s episode, but I should avoid a spoiler so soon. First and foremost, a disclaimer: I never missed a season — nay, even an episode — of this series up until about 5–6 years ago. And all of a…

The Bachelorette Recap

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The Bachelorette Season 19, Episode 1, Recap — I’ll Take Two (Or Not)

Feb 4

The Day After Super Bowl LVI — The Call is Coming From Inside the House

The Day After Super Bowl LVI — The Call is Coming From Inside the House 911 Operator: 911, what’s your emergency? Young Boy: Uh, well, I don’t know how to say this, but there’s something wrong with my parents. 911 Operator: Something’s wrong? Are they hurt? Young Boy: I don’t…

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Feb 1

An Open Letter From the Trader Joe’s Sample Station

An Open Letter From the Trader Joe’s Sample Station By Marnie Sloan Dear Valued Trader Joe’s Patrons…If That’s What You Traitors Can Call Yourself, It’s me, the Trader Joe’s sample stand. You remember me, right? You used to cruise past the bruised bananas and manipulative displays and make a beeline…

Trader Joes

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