For a second I thought you were serious. You aren’t, are you ?
ingrid durden

Hello Ingrid

I thought I was responding to Allan’s satire in kind. To answer your question directly: I am every bit as sincere as the old Stephen Colbert Report, a crying crocodile, and Trump’s campaign promise to release his tax returns.

And hopefully every bit as humorous.

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