Marshall CrutcherWe’re All Entertainers, BitchesEntertainers chew on molar-cracking fact and vomit candy mystery. They briskly wipe their faces and do it again for the matinee.Mar 9, 2017Mar 9, 2017
Marshall CrutcherParenting — Fortune Cookie AdviceIf you want to hover over your child, you have the heart to be a parent.Mar 1, 20171Mar 1, 20171
Marshall CrutcherAstride the MammothOur Paleolithic wetware rides, wide-eyed, astride the screaming mammoth.Feb 21, 20171Feb 21, 20171
Marshall CrutcherPutin Plays the Pawn Who TweetsTrump plays checkers… until he starts to lose.Feb 15, 2017Feb 15, 2017
Marshall CrutcherBouquets of FireBehold, he who scratches and taps his fingers trucululently on the heavy door handle of the nuclear furnace.Feb 12, 2017Feb 12, 2017
Marshall CrutcherFat Shaming The Federal Government“Trimming the fat” is a terrific political slogan, until the simile of the government as a a steak or a fat person weakens in the…Feb 9, 2017Feb 9, 2017
Marshall CrutcherThought DesertsOur safe-space bubbles of narcissistic bias confirmation are thought deserts of intellectual extinction. In these barren biomes, we wield…Feb 6, 2017Feb 6, 2017
Marshall CrutcherWalter Mitty: Your small minds are musclebound with suspicion.- James Thurber, The Secret Life of Walter MittyFeb 6, 2017Feb 6, 2017