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Former optimist, writer, observer, and sensitive soul.
The Belladonna Comedy
8 Solutions to Your Problems From Your Sibling Who Just Got Back from A Semester Abroad
You just need some perspective, ya know?
HARSH BUT FAIR JUDGEMENTS PASSED BY THE BABY STARING AT YOU FROM ACROSS THE TRAIN
Your boobs are flat, empty, and unappetizing.
Your look is drab….I’m searching for stimulation and you are frankly a disappointment.