Bobby: Smaller than the smallest bite.
Bob: And yet, bigger than the biggest cRUMBLE.
Bobby: The nutritional content
of a paper-thin orange-green carrot circle
Bob: And yet, the square root of a square meal
prevents two shit factories from shutting down.
CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE MAKING:
TED FALLS FROM A HICKORY! | TISSUE 1627
Ted on the top of his sinews-scattering game on
the wrong side of his building the 1627th story
Historically, Ted’s life is of no little compound
interest to Ted only from the insight into death.
Sun solves all its problems
the light bulb-like moment it arises.
When all is said-n’-done, Sun is set-n’-gone.
Two zero-sugar, zero-sweetness, zero-ethanol,
maximum-laughing, watered-up jokes already!
Cut the comedy, Mickey, cut it out.
Ready, set, go. Go light on Sun…
Two strangers (avengers? strangely, no) ask
the shortest way of rangeless Tim.
The 1618-yard tRIP starts at Tim’s ferny sojourn,
with a pause after the first step forward.
Bob: The farther from the ground zero the start . . .
Bobby: And the further the first pause — slow…