Why do I seriously doubt that any dude has this kind of running commentary in his head while buying clothes, but nearly ever woman does? Lol. The thing about jeans that kills me is that every couple years some fashion deity decides to move the waist or change the pant leg. Hence the chance of having a great pair of perfect jeans in style has the half-life of those elements at the very bottom of the periodic table. My question is, when are women going to get the waist/leg length sizing men have? Now that is a feminist issue I could rally around!