At first I thought Brexit™ was a new snack cracker from Nabisco™. It’s not. In the wake of Britain’s unceremonious & highly publicized dumping of the EU, the phrase

“Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned.”

definitely seems to apply. So if the EU were a dame, this is what I imagine her “lover’s revenge” fantasy might look like.

Note: This video does NOT contain all the super hot, slightly socialist “make-up sex” that the UK & EU will surely have later on. That footage will be released as a separate, highly antici…

…pated

SEX TAPE!

or…

BREX TAPE!

orrrrrrr….

BREXIT-SEXIT TAPE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYH1e7XqnnM&feature=share
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