Published in The Belladonna Comedy·Nov 10, 2020We Are Your Club Outfits. Why Hath You Forsaken Us?Have we done something to offend you, O Great Partier? We linger in the darkness of your closet, hoping to be chosen as that night’s Lewk, but alas, you have not served any of us in so long. We pass the time by sharing glorious stories of past Girls’ Nights…Clubs2 min read
Published in Humor Darling·Oct 5, 2020Amelia Earhart Discovered At Bottom Of Local Woman’s Favorite ToteWhen Darla Sutton cleaned out her New Yorker tote for the first time last week, she expected to reckon with her standards of personal hygiene, not to solve a decades-old disappearance. “Once I dug through the layers of granola, tampon wrappers, and loyalty cards for coffee shops that don’t exist…Humor2 min read
Published in Humor Darling·Aug 19, 2020Rejectress Submission: Mary ColussiSelfish Kidnapping Victim Found Alive, True Crime Podcasters Forced to Cancel Season 2 Everyone was looking forward to season 2 of hit podcast Where the F*ck is Sally, until Sally was found! “‘We wish she could’ve stayed missing until we got agents,’ says one host.” …Humor2 min read
Jun 22, 2020As Advertised, The Floor is Lava in Netflix’s FLOOR IS LAVAHello, friend! Before you submerge yourself in Netflix’s lava and my madness, please consider donating to one of these causes: Act Blue, Unicorn Riot, National Bail Fund Network, The Marsha P. Johnson Institute, Minneapolis Healing Justice Network. If you are Australian, or otherwise interested in supporting Indigenous Australians, please consider…Netflix4 min read
May 22, 2020How to Grow Up In a PandemicI graduated from university this week. I’ll tell you this so I remember it myself. A few days ago, a friend and I debated which was worse: Losing your high school graduation ceremony, or your college one? Our small town is decorated with lawn signs congratulating the R.H.S. Class of…Class Of 20206 min read
