Mary JordaninThe Howling Monkey MagazineGet It, Girl! Single Gal-ness in the City: Brunch and BitchesWhen I moved to Chicago from Memphis six years ago, there were a lot of quirks to the city I had to get used to. Sure, the massive and…Oct 12, 2015Oct 12, 2015
Mary JordaninThe Howling Monkey MagazineGet It Girl! Single Gal-ness in the City: Where My Lady Creeps?As soon as that magic whistle freed me from my last relationship (Editor’s note: she was dumped), I started looking at men differently. I…Sep 14, 20151Sep 14, 20151
Mary JordanH.R. Rolls OutOnce upon a time there was a bowling ball who dreamed of being a fancy gentlemen. Bowling balls don’t usually have names, but he called…Aug 16, 20151Aug 16, 20151
Mary JordaninThe Howling Monkey MagazineGet It Girl! Single Gal-ness in the City: Thank God for The WeekndThings went really well on your date tonight. He remembered your name, dressed appropriately, and was able to keep a conversation going…Aug 12, 2015Aug 12, 2015
Mary JordaninThe Howling Monkey MagazineGet It Girl! Single Gal-ness in the City: This Will Not End WellI’ve been feeling really horny and vulnerable, so I haven’t been going out a lot. Let me back up-It took me several weeks to realize that…Jul 9, 2015Jul 9, 2015
Mary JordaninThe Howling Monkey MagazineGet it Girl! Single Gal-ness in the City: Talk TalkFeel like you’re going to die waiting around for a guy to approach you? You very well could! I’ve seen numerous skeletons seated on bar…Jun 12, 2015Jun 12, 2015
Mary JordaninThe Howling Monkey MagazineGet It Girl! Single Gal-ness in the City: Get an ‘F’ for effortWomen try so hard! We’ve always tried so hard. We took care of everything in the household and had babies until it killed us, which was…Apr 6, 2015Apr 6, 2015
Mary JordaninThe Howling Monkey MagazineGet It Girl! Single Gal-ness in the City: The Perfect DateSingle women are faced with a constant dilemma. If you’re not in a relationship, you confront either crushing loneliness or the uncertainty…Mar 23, 2015Mar 23, 2015
Mary JordaninThe Howling Monkey MagazineGet It Girl! Single Gal-ness in the City: Red FlagsLady readers, I’m 32. This is not old-I realize this, even though my lack of exercise and melted cheese heavy diet make me feel much older…Mar 4, 2015Mar 4, 2015
Mary JordaninThe Howling Monkey MagazineGet It Girl! Single Gal-ness in the City: How to Handle Your FamilySingle gals aren't always alone and sad. Sometimes they are with their families and sad. Family gatherings should be a time of love and…Jan 31, 2015Jan 31, 2015