Trump’s Childhood Friend Says, “Donnie Never Could Keep A F**king Secret”
Allan Ishac
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I just discovered that the Russian word for “secret” is “секрет” (sounds just like ‘sekret’).

And, Harper, www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T7iFfkX_nA is just too obvious to use for Trumpooning. But “love” and “hate” are an easy one-syllable substitution. Sorry, Beatles, but here are the lyrics, my friend. Have your way with them if you wish:

You’ll never know how much I really love you

You’ll never know how much I really care

Listen do you want to know a secret

Do you promise not to tell woh woh woh closer

Let me whisper in your ear

Say the words you long to hear

I’m in love with you oo

I’ve known the secret for a week or two

Nobody knows just we two

Listen do you want to know a secret

Do you promise not to tell woh woh woh closer

Let me whisper in your ear

Say the words you long to hear

I’m in love with you oo

Songwriters: John Lennon / John Winston Lennon / Paul Mccartney / Paul James Mccartney

Do You Want to Know a Secret lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

Great job on the co-opt for ; I’m sure Ryan Tedder is smiling!

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