Astrology is Fake, But Aquarians Know All The Secrets
Rosa Lyster

Pretend you are a blood cell in someone’s body and you have a personality and you wonder about why things are the way they are. As you pass through your life cycle in the various veins, arteries and other anatomy, you see organs and other useful parts and they are like planets. You get the idea to assist other blood cells understand themselves so you figure out what the group of blood cells are like if they are born under the sign of the pancreas. Or the appendix. Or the uvula. Or the rectum. And then you name the system anusology because when you were passing through an ear canal once you heard someone say “astrology is fake.”

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